"Oh was there someone you were thinking of?
Someone more complete"

The Getaway Plan (via wochenendendlosigkeitsgefuehl)

(Source: sililke)

Anonymous:
whadddddd uppppp niggahhhh???????????

Not much sexy head, What about you?

When closing a program that won’t respond…

laughingstation:

“Program is not responding”

Us:

Program:

Us: 

Program:

Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.

Program:

Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.

Program:

Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.

Program:

You will laugh out loud!

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